17 Things Only A Monster Would Do At The Grocery Store

Hahahah I could have sworn you were trying to sneak 11 items into the 10-item express lane! My bad!!!

1. Violate the sanctity of the express checkout.

17 Things Only A Monster Would Do At The Grocery Store

2. And cut the hallowed line.

17 Things Only A Monster Would Do At The Grocery Store

3. And BE THE WORST PERSON IN THE FRICKIN WORLD.

17 Things Only A Monster Would Do At The Grocery Store

4. Ignore one of society’s most basic rules.

17 Things Only A Monster Would Do At The Grocery Store

5. Party too hard.

17 Things Only A Monster Would Do At The Grocery Store

6. Extreme-coupon a little too extremely.

17 Things Only A Monster Would Do At The Grocery Store

7. Lob projectiles.

17 Things Only A Monster Would Do At The Grocery Store

8. Make the same hilarious joke as every other living human.

17 Things Only A Monster Would Do At The Grocery Store

9. Try to fill a void with a hapless employee.

17 Things Only A Monster Would Do At The Grocery Store

10. Take a long, long journey.

17 Things Only A Monster Would Do At The Grocery Store

11. Get creative while putting things back.

17 Things Only A Monster Would Do At The Grocery Store

12. Leave a trail of chaos.

17 Things Only A Monster Would Do At The Grocery Store

13. Move in.

17 Things Only A Monster Would Do At The Grocery Store

14. Be a bird.

17 Things Only A Monster Would Do At The Grocery Store

15. Pay with sweat-marinated money.

17 Things Only A Monster Would Do At The Grocery Store

16. Treat the store as your personal trashcan.

17 Things Only A Monster Would Do At The Grocery Store

17. And totally jump the gun.

17 Things Only A Monster Would Do At The Grocery Store

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