20 Lipstick Names That Are Awkward As Hell

Who doesn’t want the latest shade of “Unicorn Blood”?

1. There’s no better way to immediately play yourself than with “Thotful.”

Get it from ColourPop for $6.

Get it from ColourPop for $6.

2. “Unicorn Blood” definitely sparks some horrific visuals.

Get it from Jeffree Star Cosmetics for $18.

Get it from Jeffree Star Cosmetics for $18.

3. And “Unicorn Tears” makes it clear that blood wasn’t the only thing stolen from our mystical friend.

Get it from Too Faced for $22.

Get it from Too Faced for $22.

4. Nana likely won’t be pleased by your must-have shade of “Grandma.”

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $16.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $16.

5. You can shamelessly celebrate creepiness with “Pervette.”

Get it from Bloomingdale’s for $17.

Get it from Bloomingdale’s for $17.

6. “Chihuahua” can’t be beat if your pooch is your sole makeup inspiration.

Get it from Macy’s for $21.

Get it from Macy’s for $21.

7. For those who have no clue what to actually do with their lipstick, “Oh, Put It On” offers a clear hint.

Get it from NYX Cosmetics for $7.

Get it from NYX Cosmetics for $7.

8. There’s only one color worthy of your lifelong dream of starring in an “Indie Flick!”

Get it from NYX Cosmetics for $6.

Get it from NYX Cosmetics for $6.

9. You may have to fib a little if your mom asks you the name of your “Orgasm” lip gloss.

Get it from Nordstrom for $26.

Get it from Nordstrom for $26.

10. “Super Orgasm” offers even more peachy awkwardness.

Get it from Nordstrom for $26.

Get it from Nordstrom for $26.

11. “Chilled Brandy” looks like no shade of spirit we’ve ever seen.

Get it from Walmart for $5.99.

Get it from Walmart for $5.99.

12. It remains unclear what questionable recipe led to “Tea and Cookies.”

Get it from NYX Cosmetics for $7.

Get it from NYX Cosmetics for $7.

13. “69” leaves absolutely too much to the imagination.

Get it from Nordstrom for $17.

Get it from Nordstrom for $17.

14. Don’t waste your time searching for the rare bird species that inspired “Pink Pigeon.”

Get it from Bloomingdale’s for $17.

Get it from Bloomingdale’s for $17.

15. The putrid green of “Witches Brew” looks cauldron fresh.

Get it from Impulse Cosmetics for $6.99.

Get it from Impulse Cosmetics for $6.99.

16. Keep a cross near while applying the moody shade “Exorcism.”

Get it from Kat Von D Beauty for $20.

Get it from Kat Von D Beauty for $20.

17. “Lobotomy” is a fairly unpleasant reminder of the archaic surgical procedure.

Get it from Impulse Cosmetics for $6.99.

Get it from Impulse Cosmetics for $6.99.

18. Stay clear of any felines when rocking “Catnip.”

Get it from Macy’s for $20.

Get it from Macy’s for $20.

19. Out of all of the plants to be immortalized in a lipstick shade, “Lemongrass” was definitely the underdog.

Get it from Stila Cosmetics for $22.

Get it from Stila Cosmetics for $22.

20. Kat Von D sparked some major controversy with the release of “Underage Red.”

20 Lipstick Names That Are Awkward As Hell

Get it from Kat Von D Beauty for $21.

Lipsticks are makeup legends. But that status hasn’t helped them avoid some ridiculous names.

20 Lipstick Names That Are Awkward As Hell

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