In case you don’t feel like watching all seven hours of it.
1. Amy Schumer wasn’t shy about telling everyone she was wearing a tampon.
2. Leslie Jones interrupted the Ernst and Young dudes to ask them to actually protect something important: her Twitter account.
3. Kate McKinnon won and thanked two fine ladies.
4. Amy and Tina brought their tangled Emmys onto the stage.
5. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, AMY WON AN EMMY.
6. Priyanka Chopra twirled the shit out of her dress.
7. Jimmy Kimmel’s mom made a million peanut butter and jelly sandwiches…
8. And the kids from Stranger Things delivered those sandwiches…
9. …then Sofia Vergara ate one.
10. John Mayer showed up in the orchestra pit playing the guitar.
11. Tatiana Maslany had to figure out real quick who to thank.
12. Matt Damon — a movie star! — surprised everyone on stage to make fun of Jimmy Kimmel and to eat an apple.
13. Rami Malek couldn’t believe his eyes.
14. Jon Snow proposed to Andy Samberg.
15. Julia Louis-Dreyfus made us rethink the genre of her show.
16. Sterling K. Brown gave a shoutout to his wife that would make anyone jealous…
17. …and then Courtney B. Vance one-upped him.
18. And put the icing on the cake.
19. And finally, Aziz Ansari’s dad was very happy to be there.
20. Even though he got snubbed.
21. And Amy Schumer got a lovely note from Jimmy Kimmel’s mom…
22. …before realizing it was sent to the wrong Amy.