Are you planning on committing any illegal activities tonight? Are you into smoking non-tobacco products out of glass tobacco water pipes? Do you know where the best place to hide drugs is? Then get in touch with this guy. Don’t worry, he’s not a cop. His twitter account is even called “Not A Cop,” so he’s definitely not a cop. He’s actually a “17-year-old YOLOer” whose favorite pass times include “buying and selling drugs and related paraphernalia, and using drugs as well.” So if you want to smoke 71 blunts and then go rob a bank, send this guy your coordinates and he’ll come pick you up. And don’t worry, he’s definitely not a cop.