More like lipdicks, amirite?
1. Guys, we need to talk about these lipsticks that popped up in my Instagram feed last night. LOOK. AT. THEM.
Hehe, popped up.
Video available at: https://youtube.com/watch?v=-PjGe-JtdUE.
3. THEY ARE PERFECT LIL’ VEINY LIPSTICKS, ER, LIPDICKS IN A MULTITUDE OF WEEN SHADES.
I NEED TO YELL ABOUT IT.
4. Some even have a ~touch~ of shimmer.
5. But obvi I needed to know more info.
6. So I put on my investigative journalism hat (aka used Google) and found out that you can buy these Mushroom Penis Lipsticks in a pack of 12 on Amazon for $18.
7. Their colors range from “creamy pinks” (ew) to “opal rouge,” and each lipstick is “complete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head,” according to the product description.
8. And TBH, the reviews are the best part…
“Her fave colour is hooker red.”
9. …to find out if they ~sucked~ or not.
I HAD TO.
10. And listen, I know it’s not everyone’s ~taste~…
I CANNOT STOP HELP
11. …but lipdicks are here 2 stay, bbs.