We Need To Talk About These Penis-Shaped Lipsticks

More like lipdicks, amirite?

1. Guys, we need to talk about these lipsticks that popped up in my Instagram feed last night. LOOK. AT. THEM.

We Need To Talk About These Penis-Shaped Lipsticks

Hehe, popped up.

Video available at: https://youtube.com/watch?v=-PjGe-JtdUE.

3. THEY ARE PERFECT LIL’ VEINY LIPSTICKS, ER, LIPDICKS IN A MULTITUDE OF WEEN SHADES.

We Need To Talk About These Penis-Shaped Lipsticks

I NEED TO YELL ABOUT IT.

4. Some even have a ~touch~ of shimmer.

We Need To Talk About These Penis-Shaped Lipsticks

Beautiful.

5. But obvi I needed to know more info.

We Need To Talk About These Penis-Shaped Lipsticks

6. So I put on my investigative journalism hat (aka used Google) and found out that you can buy these Mushroom Penis Lipsticks in a pack of 12 on Amazon for $18.

We Need To Talk About These Penis-Shaped Lipsticks

7. Their colors range from “creamy pinks” (ew) to “opal rouge,” and each lipstick is “complete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head,” according to the product description.

We Need To Talk About These Penis-Shaped Lipsticks

8. And TBH, the reviews are the best part…

We Need To Talk About These Penis-Shaped Lipsticks

“Her fave colour is hooker red.”

9. …to find out if they ~sucked~ or not.

We Need To Talk About These Penis-Shaped Lipsticks

I HAD TO.

10. And listen, I know it’s not everyone’s ~taste~…

We Need To Talk About These Penis-Shaped Lipsticks

I CANNOT STOP HELP

11. …but lipdicks are here 2 stay, bbs.

We Need To Talk About These Penis-Shaped Lipsticks

*blows kiss*

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